faded_lace | Translation: Winkup October 2013 ~ Reia, Kaoru, Fu, Amu

It's been a while since I got off my ass and translated something! Recently I've been dragged into the adorable quagmire that is the people who may or may not be/have ever been Sexy Boyz, so I decided to translate their article from the most recent issue of Winkup. Enjoy~

Your "type" is the high capacity type with both sides open… wasn't it?

Nakamura:Today, I'll direct the conversation~ And I say the theme for today's conversation is "LOVE!"

Haniuda: Recently, Kuramoto also was able to get a girlfriend.

Kuramoto: Huh?! …What are you talking about??

Takahashi: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, she's really pale…

Nakamura: She'll really take anything, huh.

Haniuda: Meat, vegetables… even ice cream.

Takahashi: Yup. By another name, his girlfriend is called, "refrigerator." (laugh)

Haniuda: Your "type" is the high capacity type with both sides open… wasn't it?

Kuramoto: Quit messing around! (laugh) Saying stuff like "your lover is a refridgerator" is totally gross!

Takahashi: Even though it suits you… (laugh)

Nakamura: When he had just become a junior, talking about this topic would have been like "I don't get it!" but recently Kaoru's also become a middle school student, and he's started to follow a little bit, huh?

Kuramoto: Well, I guess a little.

Takahashi: Well then, what type of person do you like?

Kuramoto: Um……a kind person.

Nakamura: And there it is! The frequent answer among kids, a totally safe answer.

Kuramoto: It's fine!! What's wrong with a kind person!? Everyone reading this, every day I get harrassed by everyone like this!!

Takahashi: And when I mess with him, for some reason he says "even though I believed only Fu wouldn't say these kinds of things!!" (laugh)

Nakamura: Ah, I hear that all the time.

Haniuda: Speaking of which, Kaoru's first kiss was with Jinguji Yuta.

Kuramoto: Ah~~~~ You totally remembered! It was totally the worst!

Nakamura: It was like a bad dream. (laugh)

Kuramoto: During Johnny's World, when we were in the changing rooms, in the flow of conversation, Jin-chan kissed me as a joke. That's really how I had my first kiss… ew!!

Takahashi: After that, Kaoru was like "He stole my first kiss!" and was totally sullen. (laugh)

Kuramoto: Anyone would be sullen after that!!

Nakamura: Speaking of "romantic love," is anyone else watching (Nakajima) Kento's late-night "Loveholic Prince" show?

Takahashi: I haven't seen it yet. Is it interesting?

Nakamura: It's totally interesting! Kento is seriously amazing. With the camera standing in for the girlfriend, Kento takes her on a date… it's that sort of content, but he does it earnestly, with stuff like, "What shall we do today? I want to go to your house…"

Haniuda: Kento really is amazing, isn't he. When I watched it, he did stuff with his girlfriend like choose plates. That's like a prerequisite for marraige, isn't it.

Nakamura: No, no, more like living together before getting married, right? I also want to live together before marraige. What sort of personality the other person has… living together, you can understand that sort of thing, right?

Takahashi: I haven't thought about things like marraige at all, so I can't even imagine that sort of situation. But Karou's lived with his girlfriend ever since he was little, huh.

Kuramoto: I'm not going out with the refrigerator, okay?!

Nakamura: But, in the way guys will look at magazines and say, "Do you think this person is cute?", Kaoru points at chicken and says "I think this is cute!" while looking at a supermarket flier. (laugh)

Kuramoto: I do not!! Ugh~ Don't just make up stories! I love eating, but I'm not that sort of glutton! (laugh)

Haniuda: Kuramoto makes a good toy, doesn't he (laugh)

Takahashi: But we didn't talk normally about love at all, did we?

Nakamura: Nope, we didn't. Fu, your type is Kishi-kun, right?

Takahashi: No! Somehow I've become the sort of character who often says "I like Kishi-kun," but I've never said anything like that, not even once! Certainly, I admire him… it's that sort of thing. Speaking of that, Reia, there was a time when you were really close with Jinguji, wasn't there?

Nakamura: There was~ But me and that guy, we have an ongoing cycle between times we're really close and unpleasant times. (laugh) I even talked about it in Wink Up before, but there were times when we seriously argued!

Haniuda: I didn't notice that at all.

Takahashi: Yeah, yeah, I really didn't notice either.

Nakamura: Well, it wasn't really as serious as "argued" sounds. When we're close, we're really close, so even if things get a little off, between us, it feels like "we fought." (laugh)

Kuramoto: Then, earlier, when I was talking to Haniuda-kun and he responded, "Shut up!", is that sort of thing like arguing to you guys?

Haniuda: No, that's just a normal response! (laugh)

Takahashi: Everyone really heckles Kaoru a lot, huh. But up until before, at times like these, you used to sulk and stuff, but recently that's decreased.

Kuramoto: Right? I've gotten used to it. (laugh)

Nakamura: You've grown up. Before, you were just a regular bratty kid.

Kuramoto: I think so, too. If I get just a little bigger, I can talk about love on the same level as you guys!

Haniuda: Oh! At that time, let us hear about the newest refrigerator model! (laugh)

Kuramoto: Ugh, these people really persistent! (laugh)