tennis = buttsex.

[faded_lace]

butterfly jou: they're better for sodomy and playing tennis, at least
butterfly jou: oh wait are those the same thing?
suteki ni kiss: yes.
suteki ni kiss: they are.

[EDIT] suteki ni kiss: srsly, YOU CAN'T CURE GUILLANE BARRE
suteki ni kiss: YOU CAN'T
suteki ni kiss: it's a neurological disease
chiako kun: Yes
chiako kun: But tenipuri is about gay middle schoolers playing tennis
chiako kun: That fact is irrelevant

[EDIT2] suteki ni kiss: Ryouga takes Ryoma's hat
suteki ni kiss: and give him an orange
suteki ni kiss: what are the odds they had sex?
suteki ni kiss: I'm thinking 99% chance.
butterfly jou: they were playing tennis naked
butterfly jou: so
butterfly jou: I think that's the definition of intercourse

Comments

[yomimashou.livejournal.com]

trufax.

[faded-lace.livejournal.com]

If you look up intercourse in the dictionary, the second definition (after "a town in Pennsylvania") is "when two middle school boys play tennis naked."

[yomimashou.livejournal.com]

........so tempted to submit that to urbandictionary right now.

[faded-lace.livejournal.com]

DO IT!