Meme!!

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Give me a character from any fandom or original work of mine, and I will talk about what he or she or it is like in bed.

This is my favourite kind of meme~ Naughty and interpretive!

You know the fandoms. ♥ I look forward to what you come up with!

And yes, I am using ukeface!Ryoma icon for this post. What are you going to do about it? XD

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[storm-of-62.livejournal.com]

I'll be playing!
:::burton guussster:::
lay it on me

[faded-lace.livejournal.com]

Gus is always really worried about appearance and what people think of him, so I think he'd be really nervous with women, especially women he didn't know very well or was trying to impress. If the woman was also shy, I think it might take a while but he'd eventually step up... if the woman was more domineering, she'd get him to forget about his worries, and then he'd probably be really embarrassed afterwards. With Shawn, I think he'd most be argumentative... that is, he wouldn't want to be uke but would end up being anyway and enjoying it and then being irritated and embarrassed the next morning and would claim he wasn't. I also think that, once he got over himself, just in general, he'd be pretty loud... and then deny it. XD;;;

Hope that was up to par ^^;

[chiachiaamichan.livejournal.com]

Pfffffffffft. I want Ryoma and Atobe and Tezuka and Dirty Pair (either seperately or together or both). And Sanada, just for shits and giggles.

How's that for some things to chew on?

[Part 1: Ryoma]

[faded-lace.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh XD;;; Okay, Sanada's going to have to wait until after I get to him, but I can do the rest of them now :D

Ryoma is all about being a snarky-ass jerk for as long as he can without losing control. He'd never sleep with anyone he thought was beneath him (on some level... *cough Sakuno*), so he'd have to consider them his equal on some level, and therefore would feel perfectly free to harass them until he was too far gone to speak anymore. He wouldn't sleep with girls, because he would feel awkward and not know what to do with himself, and Ryoma doesn't like feeling like that at all. He secretly really likes being uke but being controlling from the bottom. If it was Atobe, he'd definitely be really harsh and say "mada mada da ne" at some point during, and even afterwards probably be like "Eh. It was okay, I guess," just to get on his nerves, even while they were like cuddling or somehting. If it was Tezuka, he'd probably be more respectful and just not say a whole lot in general. I imagine he wouldn't be very loud in bed, more like the lip-biting, soft-grunting sort and would try to hold his noise back in general, so if you get him to yell, you're pretty talented. He'd be precocious about sex even at a young age, since he's always around people older than him, and would pretend to know what things were even if he didn't. He wouldn't be adverse to experimenting and probably wouldn't mind having casual sex, so long as he wasn't in a relationship. He would view sex as a competition, just like everything else, and, in addition to being quiet, would try really hard not to come first. He'd have to be very comfortable with the person and they'd have to be very good to get him to let up and just enjoy the sex for the sex.

[You get uke!Ryoma since this is about Ryoma. XD;]

[Part 2: Atobe]

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Atobe is extremely comfortable with himself and has no shame when it comes to that sort of thing, so he'd be comfortable with most anything. Since he'd full of himself, he likes to think that he's awesome in bed and makes the other person really happy, and, depending on who and when, he'd probably be very considerate to feed his ego in the end. He likes to think he's very chivalrous and the "gentleman." He's very controlled and has a good handle on himself, and knows how he'll react to different things, so he can be cunning and plan things out to his advantage. The chances of him sleeping with a woman are very low; though he likes attention of all sorts, he's mostly attracted to men. It would be very different for him between sex with a "conquest" and sex with an "equal;" the former, he would only do to suit his own purposes, but the latter would probably either be something he was doing for a challenge or because he actually cares about the person. When having sex with someone he considered his equal, Atobe would be all right with being either seme or uke, because he's comfortable with everything and wouldn't mind being polite about it, though chances are he'd use it for leverage sometime later. He probably prefers being seme, but it's hard to say. With Ryoma, he'd be very competitive and want to make Ryoma lose control and stop snarking at him, and rather than snarking back, would probably just use his awesome sexual prowess to render Ryoma speechless, though he might throw in the odd smart remark. He'd make sure Ryoma came first, and afterwards be really full of himself about it, much to Ryoma's annoyance. He'd also definitely hold Ryoma really tight afterwards... I think he'd sort of be really proud of himself for winning him over and like, want to keep him or something. If it was Tezuka, I feel like it would be a lot less vocal... and less controlled, more base and instinctual. Atobe would be less confident that he could dominate Tezuka, and possibly wouldn't in the end, depending on the scenario, and it would be more of an eye-to-eye respectful sort of thing instead of the childish competition with Ryoma. It'd be more mature and sensual and less playful. Tezuka would probably refuse to be held afterwards... it would be something more based on trust than open affection. In general, Atobe views sex as another one of those things he's great at, and doesn't necessarily attach it to a relationship. He'd have one-nighters if it suited him, or would use people if he felt he wanted to. Once he was in a relationship, though, he'd never have sex with someone else and would be loyal to that person, even if he flirted a bit. He feels like everyone in the world is sexually attracted to him, because he's just so fabulous, and those he choses to actually sleep with are lucky to get to be with the great Ore-sama. Though he's talented in bed, he can also be quite cuddly and affectionate, if he wants to be. He has a bad habit of viewing people as possessions.

[Part 3: Dirty Pair]

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[Actually, I'm going to hold off until I see a little more of Tezuka before doing him ^^; I want to make sure I get him right :D;]

Gakuto is all about getting what he wants when he wants it. He'd be the type to say, "No, no~" all the while totally meaning yes. He'd be very playful and flirty, giving subtle hints and using body language rather than just outright saying something. He'd also be up for most anything, and would like thrills, such as having sex in places he might get caught or trying of new positions. Since he's very flexible, he can do a lot of different things, and would definitely be up for it (despite protesting at the beginning). He would be the one to fulfill the favourite dirty joke of "using acrobatic play in bed;" he would definitely use his flexibility to his advantage. He would never sleep with a girl and likes being on the bottom, despite sometimes complaining about being sore and things. He constantly wants Oshitari's attention and approval, and would get aggravated and irritated when Oshitari played hart to get. He wants to be the apple of Oshitari's eye, so to speak, and hates that girls are constantly professing their love for Oshitari. If he could, he'd probably want Oshitari to wear a sign that says "Mukahi Gakuto's boyfriend" or something. He loves spending time alone with Oshitari and loves trying new things with him.

Oshitari, on the other hand, is very confident in himself. Though it doesn't necessarily show, he has a dirty mind and often thinks about trying out new things or places or positions. He has a very analytical mind and likes to figure out the best uses for his partners' attributes. He can tell when another person wants him and plays oblivious to win them over entirely before swooping in for the kill. When it comes to sex, he's really up for anything, though he would almost always seme, and much prefers cute boys to girls. He thinks Gakuto is ridiculously adorable and often thinks dirty thoughts about him when there's nothing better to keep him occupied. He knows Gakuto wants his attention and so he doesn't always give it, just to ensure that Gakuto is always wanting him. He's very sly and conniving, and likes startling Gakuto by doing things like suddenly dragging him into the broom closet at school. He also likes it when Gakuto squirms a bit at first; it's a part of their little game. Just plain vanilla sex bores him a little, so he's always looking for new things, and he likes to play with Gakuto's flexibility. He knows Gakuto likes being held, and therefore holds him, even though he prefers the actual sex. In their relationship, just like in tennis, he likes to be the strong one who is there to catch Gakuto if he falls, despite the mind games he plays.

On a whole I would say that pair has more sex than the other members of Hyoutei, even Atobe. They constantly have sex within the school building or on school grounds. They're always playing games. Oshitari likes to see how loud he can make Gakuto be, and Gakuto has little to no restraint unless they're in a public place or have to try not to get caught. They secretly have sex in Atobe's house when he's not looking. They occasionally flirt during Regulars' practice, much to everyone else's embarrassment. They're called Dirty Pair for a reason. XD;;;

[vink-sama.livejournal.com]

Ukoku. Go, do it. XD;;; I have no idea.

[faded-lace.livejournal.com]

Currently, Ukoku only sleeps with people for his own purposes, and does not love, so I will highlight a few of his manners because basically, he molds himself to fit his situation depending on who he's sexing up at the moment.

① Gyoukumen Koushu - He is somewhat talkative but generally compliant, because she is his employer. He knows what she wants, so most of the time, he completes the tasks as a matter of business, but tries to enjoy himself, too, despite the fact that he doesn't much care for the experience. Most of the time, he doesn't take very much clothing off and doesn't hang around very long afterwards, either.

② Kami-sama - with Kami-sama, he was a little more caring, and was sort of parental but in a creepy way? XD;;; He wasn't entirely nice, and it was still more of a quick thing and then he had better things to do, leading to Kami-sama's weird sense of insecurity and inadequacy. Also, he became less and less gentle as Kami-sama got older; when he was a child, Ukoku was a bit nicer to him in bed (and in general). Part of it was that, as Kami-sama got older, Ukoku began to lose interest in him more and more and gave him less and less attention.

③ Hazel - Ukoku was interested in Hazel even before he learned about Hazel's position simply because Ukoku likes little boys, but especially, Ukoku took interest in Hazel because he was to Filbert like Kouryuu was to Koumyou, and that made Ukoku want to steal him away. In Hazel's youth, he was really sweet to him and kissed him a lot and things, even though he was still a little bit of a creeper about it (since he was a pedo after all...) He did the whole "whisper sweet nothings" sort of thing, doing his best to convince Hazel that he loved him. When he meets Hazel again, when Hazel is older, he's still mostly sweet, but seeing as Hazel is an adult now, he's a little rougher and leaves a lot of marks and things. He likes to do things that are a bit taboo to Hazel just to hear him be unsure about it before losing control entirely. He says sweet things even as he's doing really ridiculous things to Hazel, and, as a result, Hazel becomes convinced that doing whatever Ukoku wants of him is completely okay. Afterwards, Ukoku usually tries to tell him how wonderful he is, to keep Hazel completely under his control.

And, of course, we ought to touch on Koumyou. Unfortunately, I still really, really don't understand Koumyou, so I'm going to be a bit vague. I believe, when having sex with Koumyou, Ukoku was probably actually fully engaged and enjoying himself, rather than thinking about the best way to benefit himself from the situation and planning, etc. Koumyou was the only person who could fully keep Ukoku's attention and make Ukoku, in a sense, happy. I can't say much in specific, because WTF KOUMYOU CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

Uh. As general statements about Ukoku in bed, he likes to be entertained and have fun. He gets bored of things quickly and prefers to try out new things and have sex in weird places and stuff. He doesn't like having to flatter people and things, but is so used to it that it's a matter of habit and it doesn't bother him that much anymore. He likes to be talkative, however, and doesn't lose control almost ever. He likes doing things for which he can't predict the outcome, such as pushing the person he's with past their comfort level, however, he knows the cases in which this is inappropriate. In a sense, nothing is beneath him.

[yomimashou.livejournal.com]

Kuwabara. XD;; And why not Yusuke, too, while you're at it?