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faded_lace) wrote2009-06-15 01:04 pm
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Meme
I'm doing some memes because I haven't contributed to society in a really long time and I figured that this is the sort of meme that it's interesting to read other people's responses too. So it's sort of like contributing to society (okay stfu).
Anyway, you can do both or just one, but I'm asking that you don't do every single letter on the first one (especially if you're going to do the second one too) because these things take time and I'm still kind of brain dead from working.
Meme 1: Choose your weapon
a) Write one or two sentences about a character you write that I also write/fangirl. Use no names, just pronouns. I will try to guess who it is.
b) Comment to this post with a subject for a top five (ships, songs, books, etc) you would like to see my answer. Be as specific or as broad as you'd like.
c) Name a character I write and I'll tell you hows/he lost her/his virginity.
d) Come up with the craziest theory you can think of for any of my fandoms, and I will explain why it makes perfect sense and is in fact probably true.
Meme 2:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
Anyway, you can do both or just one, but I'm asking that you don't do every single letter on the first one (especially if you're going to do the second one too) because these things take time and I'm still kind of brain dead from working.
Meme 1: Choose your weapon
a) Write one or two sentences about a character you write that I also write/fangirl. Use no names, just pronouns. I will try to guess who it is.
b) Comment to this post with a subject for a top five (ships, songs, books, etc) you would like to see my answer. Be as specific or as broad as you'd like.
c) Name a character I write and I'll tell you how
d) Come up with the craziest theory you can think of for any of my fandoms, and I will explain why it makes perfect sense and is in fact probably true.
Meme 2:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
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And I'm definitely going to do more of this meme later tonight, when I have more time.
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Ryoma loses his virginity to Atobe after they play in Nationals (though he may or may not have performed sexual favours for other people before this point, for the sake of this meme, I'm referring to penetrative sex as what qualifies for loss of virginity). He considers it one of the most challenging, mentally stimulating games he's ever played, and, in the end, what excites Ryoma and gets his attention is someone who can play on the same level with him in tennis. After the game, he is surprised Atobe held through with his promise (and a little disappointed when he doesn't get to shave Atobe's head himself), and while he's off guard, Atobe uses some stupid and probably tennis-related pickup line on him. Ryoma smirks and says something cocky, but is internally delighted that Atobe is seeing him for him and not obsessing over Tezuka, and so he accepts and spends that night at Atobe's. He goes with the intention of semeing but that falls through somewhere along the line, and pretends that he's not a virgin even though it's really obvious that he is. Afterwards, he somehow keeps it from Tezuka, who finds out much late (as in this fic) and flips out.
...wow, I almost did both of the memes in one. XD;;;; I'm not counting it as the second one though, but... there you go. XD;;;
And please do do more later :D
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Haha you really did to both in one. XD Now I will request...
1b) Top five most unexpected places on Yuushi and Gakuto's list of places to have sex before they die.
2) 20 Steps Towards Humanity, six years from the end of the fic.
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I'll respond to the other one in a separate comment and it might take a little while, but as for the first one:
Top 5 Most Unexpected Places Yuushi and Gakuto Plan to Have Sex Befoe They Die
① A prison cell - they're not sure how they're going to pull that one off but they both want to try.
② Kenya's bed - Yuushi will talk Gakuto into this somehow when they visit Osaka to meet Yuushi's extended family. He's fairly sure Gakuto won't make a good impression anyway, so they might as well go the whole nine yards.
③ Atobe's private helicopter - because then they will successfully have done it in every item of Atobe private property, and because Atobe's house, yacht, and private jet are easy-- the helicopter is a challenge.
④ The locker rooms of every Grand Slam title - The challenge will be doing it without getting Yuushi disqualified from the tournament.
⑤ In Golden Pair's bed - Gakuto has a grande plan to accomplish this which involves prank phone calls, a time-activated sprinkler system, paying Shishido and Hiyoshi to dress as ninjas, and lock-picking skills which Yuushi is fairly sure Gakuto does not possess. He goes along with it, however, because it pleases Gakuto and because, if they ever do accomplish it, he'll enjoy it, elaborate scheme or no.
And you get Gakuto's seductress!face icon for this one. XD;
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And I'm glad you enjoyed that. You know Piyo'd do it if Gakuto asked him nicely. XD;
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1a) He's pouting. He knows he's pouting and he hates it. He's supposed to be better than this, especially considering the school he goes to, but its hot and he's tired and their oh-so-magnificent buchou is doing some long, drawn out dumb old speech and he just wants to get inside where it's cool and he can shower and go home.
He loves tennis, really, but all day practices in the middle of summer? So not worth this!
...not sure you'll get it cause I haven't actually written him before but hey XD worth a shot.
1b) Ryoma's top 5 favorite moments ever
1c) Shishido! 8D
2) your dirty trio story, Yuushi realizing piyo's in love with gakkun and gakkun doesn't know. (does that count as a timestamp? o.O)
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1a) Uh... Gakuto? Sorry if I'm wrong.. XD;
1b) Ryoma's Top 5 Unforgettable Moments
① Looking up over the net at Tezuka as he spoke, over the sound of the passing trains, the words the would become Ryoma's mantra for the rest of his school tennis career.
② Seeing Atobe shave his hair off. That was definitely one of the best moments of his life. Granted, it didn't decrease his ego at all, but it was still hilarious.
③ Realizing that he had won, that they had won against Rikkai, had won the Nationals, and then realizing that he was pleased in his own right, and not in any relation to his father.
④ Winning his first Grand Slam title-- or, more accurately, beating Tezuka in the finals, grinning wickedly at him, and then being surprised to see Tezuka actually maybe smiling back at him.
⑤ Losing in the next title semifinals to Tezuka. That's not particularly the memorable part, though; the memorable part is afterwards when, incredibly turned on, he kissed Tezuka, and Tezuka actually kissed him back.
1c) Shishido definitely loses his virginity to Choutarou, because I don't think Shishido is the type to have casual sex (and probably makes Gakuto abundantly aware of this in the form of teasing). After trying to hold off for a very long time, because he doesn't want to pressure Choutarou, Choutarou would, albeit very flusteredly, somehow inform him that he didn't have to keep waiting. Shishido would probably do his best to hold back and be gentle and stuff, but might lose control just a little bit more than he intended. Afterwards, he would apologize profusely and Choutarou would assure him that it was okay. XD; [Honestly, I don't have a very clear idea on this because like... they fall in love then date then have sex. XD;]
2 will come in a new comment.
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and yes, it was gakuto ^ ^
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1b) Top 5 trans-school tenipuri ships
1c) Shiraishi, Hiyoshi, Inui, Tachibana
look I spelled 'shit' aren't I clever?(Although honestly I wanted to say Sanada but my brain DOES NOT WANT the answer I know you would have given me)1d) XD;;; The theoretical gene for tennis talent obviously carries a dominant tendency for teh ghey, right?
2) This RP we're writing. Right now. Go. Because even though it's technically not your story they're stuck in my brain at the moment.
And now that I've given you a million things to chew on, have fun with those answers :D
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1b) Kit's Top 5 Trans-School Ships!
① Royal Pair! Despite how fucking canon Pillar Pair is, Royal Pair is awesome and snarky and sexy! You know it's true!
② Chiquita Banana! Because it's fun to say and the only person I can imagine Tachibana actually having sex with!
Never mind that like any of his cult would offer their bodies to him...③ Momo/Sengoku! Because it makes sense to me despite how little it seems to make sense to anyone else!
④ Fuji/Mizuki, nfu! As much as I know Mizuki and Yuuta are getting married, Fuji fucking with Mizuki every once in a while is family fun for everyone~
⑤ Sakaki/Dan. Does this count as trans-school? And by ship do you mean like, child predator and prey? If so, this is totally OTP. XD;
And I want to throw Yukimura/Atobe h8secks in there, too. Fyi. XD;
1c) First off, you're really ridiculous. XD;;; But on to the actual meme:
♪ Shiraishi: Okay, I'm going to admit right now that I have no headcanon for Shiraishi and I don't really ship him with anyone (maybe Kin-chan? Is that creepy?) because I spend his entire match with Fuji like, on the verge of or actually sobbing madly. But that aside, we're going to go with this: Shiraishi likes to experiment and isn't afraid to try new things. One night in early middle school, he got himself totally hammered (this was before he could get his hands on drugs easily, obviously) and ended up sleeping with Oshitari Yuushi, who was in Osaka to visit Kenya. Conveniently, he doesn't remember much about it and hasn't see Yuushi since then, so it's not awkward or anything. However, it was from this experience that he decided he definitely liked boys. The tennis circuit later showed him that this was not abnormal.
♪ Hiyoshi: I'm also making this up right now XD; Hiyoshi totally loses his virginity to Taki, because after being gloomy and depressed that Gakuto will never love him for aeons, he finally breaks down and tells Taki (aka Hyoutei relationship counselor) everything, and Taki pities him enough to sleep with him. It's kind of awkward after that, and Hiyoshi likes to pretend it never happened. When Gakuto finds out about it (which Hiyoshi was trying to avoid, but Gakuto is nosy) he teases Hiyoshi about it for a week and a half until Hiyoshi states quite firmly that he is NOT in love with Taki, which prompts Gakuto to ask him who he IS in love with, which leads to Hiyoshi skulking away flushed and Gakuto, dense as ever, being very confused.
♪ Inui: Finally one I can do! After a few months of awkward courting and about a year of awkward dating, Inui will, in a very gentlemanly but straightforward manner, ask Kaidoh how he feels about sex. Kaidoh will turn bright red and hiss and look away, and Inui will take that for a no until, a few weeks later, Kaidoh explains that he actually does want to do it, which will lead to Inui making use of all of that stalkerly data he's been collecting for years. Their first time will be kind of awkward, as is a lot about them, and poor Kaidoh won't really know what to expect, but it will be good enough that he wants to do it again in the end. Inui will also get some very ii data from this encounter, so that, of course, he can make it even better next time.
♪ Tachibana: Uh... making this up too. XD; Tachibana totally used to have a lot of awkward-middle-school-boy!secks with Chitose back at ShishiGaku, because they were bffls and all that. Their first time was pretty normal; they were hanging out at Tachibana's house when his parents and Anna Banana happened to be out, and, being hormonal teenage boys, awkward-teenage-boy!sex happened. Seeing as neither of them really had any experience, it was a tad awkward and not very coordinated and messy, but they both got better at it over time and, once they're back together again, post-nationals, everything works out quite well.
1d) Obviously. There have been many studies to show that skills like tennis and homosexuality are genetically linked traits. Proof being that there is one straight boy in the Kantou region middle school boys tennis circuit. Do I really need to explain more? XD;
2 will come in its own comment :D; Enjoy this for now :D
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Sorry it came out so long XD; I'd been meaning to write something similar, anyway, so you finally kicked me into doing it XD
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Despite the fact that he never let on anything of the sort, Oshitari Yuushi considered himself very lucky to be dating Mukahi Gakuto. Sure, he could have any girl and a selection of boys if he wanted, but in that same right, Gakuto could certainly have any boy in the entire school if he wanted, and though Yuushi would never say it, he was incredibly pleased that Gakuto chose him above all the others. Of course, he knew he was handsome and had a winning personality, but that didn't change the fact that he had won out over dozens of other boys, some, certainly, with other favourable features, didn't change the fact that Gakuto wanted him more than anyone else.
That didn't mean, however, that Yuushi necessarily felt sorry for the boys who did not have his good fortune. Frankly, a lot of them were arrogant pricks and egocentric bastards who thought getting everything their way was their right, and Yuushi, he had to admit, took great pleasure in reminding them abundantly that they could not, in fact, always have their way by having his with Gakuto within plain view, or at least earshot. True, some of them were perfectly nice kids, but then they could find their own boyfriends; Yuushi didn't have the time nor the care to spare them any pity when he could be spending all his attentions on his own boyfriend. Sure, he counted his blessings, but that didn't mean he had to spare a thought to those less fortunate than he, and he didn't ever plan to.
But then, one day, closing in on their match in Nationals against Seigaku, Yuushi, done with his own practice, had been watching the new Hiyoshi/Mukahi pair play against a pair of non-Regulars, and he couldn't help but notice, after a few games, the frequency with which Hiyoshi's eyes strayed to Gakuto's ass. At first, Yuushi shrugged it off; after all, who could resist staring? Gakuto was beautiful, that was for sure, and Yuushi was fairly certain he had even caught Atobe stealing a glance on a few occasions. But as the match progressed, it became more and more obvious that Hiyoshi wasn't just enjoying the view. Whenever Gakuto talked to him, whether it be cheering about scoring a point or berating him for missing a ball, Hiyoshi turned a faint shade of pink, and when Gakuto turned his ankle on a poor landing, Hiyoshi had looked like he was about to run forward and scoop him up if Yuushi hadn't beat him to the task.
Even as he argued with Gakuto that, yes, he was going to take him to the nurse, and no, there was nothing that would talk him out of it, even if the nurse said he couldn't play in Nationals, and yes, he was sure it was nothing serious, but it was better to get it checked out, anyway, Hiyoshi hovered just within earshot, and finally, Yuushi ceased his argument with Gakuto to turn and raise an eyebrow at him. "Is there something else, Hiyoshi-kun?"
Hiyoshi looked away quickly, his face colouring, and he swallowed before mumbling, "Take care of Mukahi-san."
Before Yuushi could respond, Gakuto was squirming in his arms again. "I don't need Yuushi to take care of me, I'm perfectly fine! Tell him that I'm fine, Piyo! Come on! It doesn't even hurt!"
By this point, however, Yuushi had begun walking away, a bit of a smirk crawling across his face. This was certainly an interesting development. Hiyoshi (who would have thought?) was head over heels over his Gakuto, and Gakuto, sweet, stupid little thing that he was, had absolutely no clue.
Yuushi chuckled to himself. One thing was for certain, life was going to get a lot more interesting in the near future.
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1b) I approve these pairings XD Well, not so much Sakaki/Dan because that's mostly just creeping on little boys, but I suppose Sakaki's gotta get his kicks from somewhere
I also hope Atobe stabs Yukimura afterward then goes to claim Sanada as his own1c) I wonder if Kenya knows his cousin has Shiraishi's virginity lol? Aww Piyo *pets* I can't think of any comment for Inui, but I bet Tachibana had very spectacular sex hair. Also on a side note--Oshitari (Kenya), Rin, Gakuto, Akutsu, Shinji, Marui
Yay me for team representation1d) I think the recessive straightness gene also bring warped mental development, because Aoi just has issues and there's also Shinjou with his weird older woman/coach/reverse pedophile complex.
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Though some of it does sound a lot like Yagyuu to me but that would be really random XD;1b) XD;; Yay. I thought you thought I was weird for shipping Momo with Sengoku. And yeah... I don't want poor little Dan getting raped, either, but it's Sakaki. Like... that's what he does. Pedo on little boys. XD;
Um... don't see that happening. Atobe would be more the poison type, I think; he wouldn't want to get his fabulous hands dirty with blood. And seriously, isn't Yukimura the sadist here? XD;1c) XD;; He was the only one I could think of who would convincingly do such a thing who would be in Osaka XD; As for Piyo... I love him, poor boy. *pets as well* And YES. IAWTC. FTW. I want to see that sex hair. XD;;; And seriously, what's with the spelling thing? XD;
1d) Shinjou was the person I was talking about, because I think Aoi is just like... confused or something. XD; ANd Hanamura would probably do brain damage to a lot of people... I mean, look what she did to Shinjou's hair. But yeah... amazing tennis skills = gay, bizarre = straight, obviously. XD;
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1c) Atobe
1d) That all of Hyotei is straight.
2) I think the story is called Tired (It's tez/ryo). The time before Tez arrives to come get ryoma, from atobe's perspective.
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1b) [Author's note: I did these in reverse order because 5 is the least favourite and 1 is the most favourite on the list :D;]
Niou and Yagyuu's Top 5 cosplay choices!
⑤ Sanada and Yukimura - It's fun so long as they don't do it for too long; they don't really like to think too hard about what their buchou and fukubuchou are like alone together.
④ Kaidoh and Inui - At first, it was kind of a joke, and Niou had to talk Yagyuu into being, as Niou called them, "Seigaku's freaks," but Yagyuu found he enjoyed being a creeper a bit more than he'd ever like to admit.
③ Atobe and Tezuka - They're pretty sure these two aren't actually currently fucking, but they think it would be hot if they did, and so take the liberty of doing it for them.
② Golden Pair - Because they're the polar opposite of how Niou and Yagyuu normally conduct their relationship, they enjoy being Golden Pair really more than they ought to. Niou secretly likes to be cuddled and Yagyuu secretly doesn't mind indulging him.
① Yagyuu and Niou - Despite the challenge and freedom other pairs might present, nothing will ever quite be as good as being one another.
1c) I feel like Atobe is one of those people who would pretend not to be a virgin even when he was, so even as a little bitty ichinen, he'd still be acting like he'd had sex before. Still, I think he probably lost his virginity to Oshitari or something like that, before he was dating Gakuto, way back in the day. After all, their first match has a bit of sexual tension (even if I don't like to admit it) and they're probably both turned on by good tennis. It'd be more of a fling sort of thing, and probably wouldn't happen again (seeing as Oshitari probably starts dating Gakuto very soon after), but it's probably pretty good, even for a first time, because Oshitari is a tensai that way and Atobe has that insight going on.
1d) ... wow, way to pick something impossible. Uh, obviously, Atobe has all those fangirls, who he probably sleeps with, and... uh... Oshitari is totally popular with the girls, too, since he'd take them to romance movies willingly... and Jirou... just sleeps a lot, so you don't know that he's actually thinking about girls. And Kabaji... uh... is in love with his sister or something (oh god, never make me say something like that again) and Shishido and Choutarou are both too tennis oriented for you to see it but they totally check out girls (together?) in their free time. And, uh... Gakuto... only wants you to think he's a faggot... he's actually totally a chick magnet (even though you see his large and entirely male fanclub at both the Hyoutei matches in the anime/OVA) and Piyo... okay, I'd date Piyo. XD;;; And Taki secretly is a woman, so he's allowed to like boys *nods*
... that was seriously ridiculous and I wouldn't ever believe me. XD;;; Hyoutei are all fucking faggots, man. XD;
And #2 will come in its own comment later :D
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Camp is lovely, and i even snagged some computer time (YAY!) How's waitressing it up with creepy men?
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Awesome! :D The men are... still creepy... and I really dislike it, but what can I do? I need the money ;
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Atobe watched with feigned disinterest as Echizen slowly slid into wakefulness; his eyes blinked slowly, as if he was submerged in water, opening a little wider with each bath of his eyelashes. Yawning, he rubbed at his eyes and looked around again before shifting positions slightly and stretching. Licking his lips, he looked around dazedly again, and Atobe was reminded of a cat napping in the afternoon sun; Echizen seemed to have no motivation to get up, to get going anywhere. He was slender and sleek like a cat, too, and when he stretched his arms above his head, Atobe was given just a glimpse of bare midriff as his jersey and shirt were lifted slightly. Crossing his arms and leaning against, the door, Atobe sighed and muttered to himself softly, "Of course Tezuka would get lucky, in the end."
Echizen's bleary gaze shifted towards him, and Atobe knew he shouldn't have said that aloud. "...Wha--?" Echizen asked, still not entirely awake, his words slurred with drowsiness. His hair, ruffled from sleep, shone faintly green in the warm lamp light, and, though it wasn't a look Atobe would have gone for himself, he looked positively adorable. Pushing away from the door, Atobe crossed the room leisurely, ruffling Echizen's hair and knowing there was no way Echizen was going to remember any of this in the morning. "I was just commenting that perhaps I ought to have taken the opportunity that your buchou assumed I would."
He was gratified when he was only met by a blank stare. With another dramatic sigh, Atobe turned his back and walked from the room, from the temptation of those pink lips, that smooth skin, the fogginess in those eyes that told Atobe that Echizen wouldn't push him away. "Get up, then, brat, Tezuka will be here at any minute."
Atobe secretly delighted when Tezuka arrived to find Echizen sound asleep, having laid back down once Atobe was gone, if only for the aggravated look on Tezuka's face and the accusing glare he shot Atobe. Even if Atobe had been responsible, had kept his hands to himself... well, Tezuka didn't have to know that, did he? It may have been three in the morning, but there was never, ever a bad time to antagonize Tezuka.