XD; You gave me some pretty hard ones. Sorry if this takes a while, but since you're at camp, I guess it doesn't really matter. XD;
1b) [Author's note: I did these in reverse order because 5 is the least favourite and 1 is the most favourite on the list :D;] Niou and Yagyuu's Top 5 cosplay choices! ⑤ Sanada and Yukimura - It's fun so long as they don't do it for too long; they don't really like to think too hard about what their buchou and fukubuchou are like alone together. ④ Kaidoh and Inui - At first, it was kind of a joke, and Niou had to talk Yagyuu into being, as Niou called them, "Seigaku's freaks," but Yagyuu found he enjoyed being a creeper a bit more than he'd ever like to admit. ③ Atobe and Tezuka - They're pretty sure these two aren't actually currently fucking, but they think it would be hot if they did, and so take the liberty of doing it for them. ② Golden Pair - Because they're the polar opposite of how Niou and Yagyuu normally conduct their relationship, they enjoy being Golden Pair really more than they ought to. Niou secretly likes to be cuddled and Yagyuu secretly doesn't mind indulging him. ① Yagyuu and Niou - Despite the challenge and freedom other pairs might present, nothing will ever quite be as good as being one another.
1c) I feel like Atobe is one of those people who would pretend not to be a virgin even when he was, so even as a little bitty ichinen, he'd still be acting like he'd had sex before. Still, I think he probably lost his virginity to Oshitari or something like that, before he was dating Gakuto, way back in the day. After all, their first match has a bit of sexual tension (even if I don't like to admit it) and they're probably both turned on by good tennis. It'd be more of a fling sort of thing, and probably wouldn't happen again (seeing as Oshitari probably starts dating Gakuto very soon after), but it's probably pretty good, even for a first time, because Oshitari is a tensai that way and Atobe has that insight going on.
1d) ... wow, way to pick something impossible. Uh, obviously, Atobe has all those fangirls, who he probably sleeps with, and... uh... Oshitari is totally popular with the girls, too, since he'd take them to romance movies willingly... and Jirou... just sleeps a lot, so you don't know that he's actually thinking about girls. And Kabaji... uh... is in love with his sister or something (oh god, never make me say something like that again) and Shishido and Choutarou are both too tennis oriented for you to see it but they totally check out girls (together?) in their free time. And, uh... Gakuto... only wants you to think he's a faggot... he's actually totally a chick magnet (even though you see his large and entirely male fanclub at both the Hyoutei matches in the anime/OVA) and Piyo... okay, I'd date Piyo. XD;;; And Taki secretly is a woman, so he's allowed to like boys *nods*
... that was seriously ridiculous and I wouldn't ever believe me. XD;;; Hyoutei are all fucking faggots, man. XD;
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1b) [Author's note: I did these in reverse order because 5 is the least favourite and 1 is the most favourite on the list :D;]
Niou and Yagyuu's Top 5 cosplay choices!
⑤ Sanada and Yukimura - It's fun so long as they don't do it for too long; they don't really like to think too hard about what their buchou and fukubuchou are like alone together.
④ Kaidoh and Inui - At first, it was kind of a joke, and Niou had to talk Yagyuu into being, as Niou called them, "Seigaku's freaks," but Yagyuu found he enjoyed being a creeper a bit more than he'd ever like to admit.
③ Atobe and Tezuka - They're pretty sure these two aren't actually currently fucking, but they think it would be hot if they did, and so take the liberty of doing it for them.
② Golden Pair - Because they're the polar opposite of how Niou and Yagyuu normally conduct their relationship, they enjoy being Golden Pair really more than they ought to. Niou secretly likes to be cuddled and Yagyuu secretly doesn't mind indulging him.
① Yagyuu and Niou - Despite the challenge and freedom other pairs might present, nothing will ever quite be as good as being one another.
1c) I feel like Atobe is one of those people who would pretend not to be a virgin even when he was, so even as a little bitty ichinen, he'd still be acting like he'd had sex before. Still, I think he probably lost his virginity to Oshitari or something like that, before he was dating Gakuto, way back in the day. After all, their first match has a bit of sexual tension (even if I don't like to admit it) and they're probably both turned on by good tennis. It'd be more of a fling sort of thing, and probably wouldn't happen again (seeing as Oshitari probably starts dating Gakuto very soon after), but it's probably pretty good, even for a first time, because Oshitari is a tensai that way and Atobe has that insight going on.
1d) ... wow, way to pick something impossible. Uh, obviously, Atobe has all those fangirls, who he probably sleeps with, and... uh... Oshitari is totally popular with the girls, too, since he'd take them to romance movies willingly... and Jirou... just sleeps a lot, so you don't know that he's actually thinking about girls. And Kabaji... uh... is in love with his sister or something (oh god, never make me say something like that again) and Shishido and Choutarou are both too tennis oriented for you to see it but they totally check out girls (together?) in their free time. And, uh... Gakuto... only wants you to think he's a faggot... he's actually totally a chick magnet (even though you see his large and entirely male fanclub at both the Hyoutei matches in the anime/OVA) and Piyo... okay, I'd date Piyo. XD;;; And Taki secretly is a woman, so he's allowed to like boys *nods*
... that was seriously ridiculous and I wouldn't ever believe me. XD;;; Hyoutei are all fucking faggots, man. XD;
And #2 will come in its own comment later :D